The month of Smarch is over and the season of Spring is upon us. Bring forth thine suggestions into the glorious light of the new year!
Penguins are not a legitimate suggestion. That was last week. ;P
I'll probably choose something tomorrow, if I haven't exploded my computer between now and then. As always, if you have any questions, feel free to check the FAQ. Or, you know, just ask in the comments.
Write a story on the pornographic sub-culture of rodents.
ReplyDeleteWrite a story about vegetables providing moral advice.
ReplyDeleteWhat's with this wacko and their random suggestions! What a silly filly!
ReplyDeleteopening: The camera slowly zooms through a variety of insects and rocks. We follow a small yellow bug climb up a blade of grass. As it spreads its wings to fly, we are whisked along the Australian outback and prairie by Ayers rock and eventually slow down as we approach Cody's house.
ReplyDeletescene: inside Cody's room. The camera pans around to show Cody sleeping in his hammock. The sound of Faloo's call is heard. Cody hears it, jumps out of bed, and runs to the window. He puts on his shirt and grabs his knife.
scene: Cody sneaks past his mother who is in the kitchen listening to the radio.
Announcer:
... thundershowers are expected in the Crocodile Falls area and some of the surrounding gullies so take out your...
scene: Outside Cody's house. Cody leaves the house, and closes the door behind him, but not quietly.
Mom:
[from inside upon hearing the door] Cody!
Cody:
[whincing] Yeah mom?
Mom:
What about your breakfast?
Cody:
I've got some sandwiches in my pack.
Mom:
Well be home for supper.
Cody:
[hopping the gate] No worries mom.
scene: Cody runs toward the forest; Faloo's call is heard in the background. He runs past some rock formations and enters the woods. Birds follow him; and squak at him.
Cody:
[to the birds] I know, I'm coming. [Cody jumps over a hollow log] Hustle up Nelson, Faloo's sounding the call! [Cody slides through a log, picks up a stick, and beats on the roof of the wombats home.] C'mon little wombats, hurry! [Cody continues to run through the forest with all of the animals following him.] [Cody arrives at the tree where Faloo has been sounding the call.] [to Faloo] Who's caught this time?
Faloo:
You don't know her, Cody, her name is Marahute, the great golden eagle.
That should get you started. =D Plagarism FTW
ReplyDeleteSo, in reverse order, we have The Rescuers Downunder, Veggietales, and... I admit I'm at a loss when it comes to the rodent porn. Maybe Redwall universe fanfiction?
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